turtle sickness

Turtle sickness is a result of sleeping too much or not getting out of bed until 2:00 or 3:00 pm. It is the feeling of still being tired even if you've slept for 10 or 12 hours. Your behavior and brain functions are noticably slowed down and reactionary time is also deminished.

She just woke up and she still looks tired - she must have turtle sickness.

by Defon 4 and waiting June 10, 2010

Homie Sickness

A derivative of home sickness, a term used for the feelings of melancholy and nostaligia when one is apart from their friends.

Matt went to visit his parents this weekend, and I'm getting serious homie sickness.

by Oliviana September 16, 2017

Decompression Sickness

A condition starting from dissolved gases coming out of solution into bubbles inside the human body on depressurization.

"Divers get Decompression Sickness from rapidly rising toward the surface."

by Memes69 May 14, 2018

Jackie Sickness

Jackie Sickness is when you are attracted to a fictional character or animal. Sometimes both at the same time.

Girl 1: I’m attracted to Cat Noir.

Girl: 2 Oh, you have Jackie Sickness.

by Hxe_Maden March 26, 2021

Sorority Sickness

Any STD caught by hooking up with a sorority girl. Some of the most common forms of sorority sickness include chlamydia, herpes, Alpha-Phi, and gonorrhea.

I got Sorority Sickness after hooking up with Amanda at that frat party.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 14, 2022

Low Altitude Sickness

Depression, itchiness, weakness caused by low altitudes during snow storms that can only be treated with elevation, beers, and fresh powder.

Sorry boss, not gonna make it in today...Got the low altitude sickness.

by gnarle December 14, 2018

bong sickness

when one rips the bong too many times and barfs everywhere

d: yo phil got bong sickness real bad last night

h: what the fuck does bong sickness mean?

d: nevermind.........

by sirschmokealot June 2, 2009