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Serpent Socket

The dark dripping cavernous abyss that is your fat girlfriend's vagina from whence the Kraken emerges and clings to your mighty "Privateer". Terrible things are rumored to occur within the highly coveted fissure, such as the disembowelment of curious explorers in order to feed the great beast. The only daredevil fierce enough to survive the Socket was the great Falcon Penis, a bustling 13 and one half leagues in length, penetrating far enough into the void to destroy the beast once and for all.
Dude, I was gonna hit that fat chick, but the booze wore off just in time to keep me from getting trapped in her nasty Serpent Socket forever.
by Barbados118 January 25, 2010
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socketeering

A completely platonic act of intimacy in which one party (possessing an outty belly button) connects with another party (possessing an inny belly button) by inserting or “socketing” the corresponding body parts like matching puzzle pieces
Hey guys, I just invented socketeering!”
“Shut up, Jackson!”
Note: as far as I’m aware this is the only way this word has ever been used in conversation.
by Gofein March 11, 2021
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lemony snicket

A game most people first learn about away from home at a summer camp or someplace similar. In this game a lemon wedge taken from a bar and the juice is squeezed into the peehole of a guy's penis and a girls vagina. Tat lemon is set aside and a new one is used to repeat the process. The first one to wince or scream is out of the game and the last person with a straight face wins.
In the 90's Nikki, her friend Betty and I would always play L.S. and listen to Joeb's Cardigans CD
by Kruger 7 March 23, 2005
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sickening

A sickening performance.
by Mark Sanger February 1, 2005
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wog socket

A delightful young Lady with a penchant for large Chocolate Men, usually ending up as a single Mother with a tribe of offspring of indeterminate colour.
Look at that fit blonde over there - don't bother Dan she's a total wog socket.
by dazzz-1973 May 7, 2018
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socket rocket

the act of placing the pierced head of ones penis into a electic outlet creating a shock that blows you back creating the blast off
bob stuck his prince albert into the power outlet and was thrown back to the wall yelling SOCKET ROCKET
by gnome_hatter July 5, 2012
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cock-socket

a hole where a cock fits, to be fucked
hey bitch, show me your cock-socket
by hatepoll September 3, 2010
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