shyster

a person who tells you they cannot hang out due to family gatherings 5 weeks in a row. a person like Frankie and Sal promised Luke that they would hang out but then said they couldn't due to a family gathering, later that night they had people over that is the definition of a shyster.

hey you hanging out with Sal and Frank tonight, no they did the classic shyster

by shysterfinder101 February 6, 2024

shysterectomy

The firing or disqualification of an unethical lawyer by a client or a court of law.

“My cousin found out the lawyer he hired for his car accident already had a handshake deal with the other driver’s insurer to settle his claim for $50k, and then suggested that they do a contingent fee that would pay him 40%. We got him an emergency shysterectomy, and the new guy charged him only $500 to document the settlement.”

by FitofPeak2 November 25, 2024