Shuffling the underlay

Euphemism for female masturbation, aka rub one out, flick the bean.

Where's Betty? She's upstairs, must be shuffling the underlay again.

by mackemlad1 September 17, 2019

sheffling

shuffle + shelf = seffling, when you shuffle shelfs in your brain

when you need to sort your self out, or clean your brain like a wardrobe then it's called sheffling

by LenaP May 13, 2010

snuffling for truffles

this is what the devil does on thursday afternoons

everybody knows that snuffling for truffles is wrong, but satan flies in the face of social convention

by h.monkey February 5, 2004

Shuffling

Maintaining formation with a group of others and essentially, line dancing on roller skates, repeating the exact same 5 steps over and over again, while going around in circles for hours at a time and thinking it requires talent.

“My friends Javier, Ruben, and Olga were shuffling with us at Thunder Wheels in Hialeah”

by Labeda April 16, 2021

Shufflitis

the inability to complete a full song before changing to the next (ipod/mp3/itunes)

OCD song listening attention span of a five year old.
when your roomate has shufflitis and can't stick to one song much less a genre. fuckin stupid shufflitis. camping in the back yard and dad won't stop catching shufflitis to those oldies that you really hate but don't have the heart to tell her that she's fuckin stupid

by D4/Knefhead-egg September 3, 2011

shuffling

to shuffle your cards- spanking the monkey, masturbate, whack off

"yoh Jefftile! stop shuffling your cards like i seen you last night through your window!"

by boys at school December 11, 2008

Butt shuffling

To shuffle one's buttocks across the floor, or any surface, rather like scooching, but the motion of the buttocks is more shuffled than scooched.

''Moses was butt shuffling across laminate flooring''

by _Ems_ November 26, 2007