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scrooge mcduckin'

Making an absurd amount of money, usually by crooked means. Making money to the point that if you were to liquidate your funds, you could swim in your money, insofar as that's possible, like Scrooge McDuck.
Big oil executives were seriously Scrooge McDuckin' last quater. They made record profits by price gouging.
by Homeless Dave November 16, 2005
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Shroomer

(Adjective):
Used to describe a person who enjoys tripping on 'shrooms. Usually accompanied by stories of "how far gone" they were during a recent trip. Also usually has mushroom paraphernilia, like blacklight-sensitive posters of 'shrooms, in their home. Normally can't sit still for long and laughs too much at something that might not even be funny.

(Noteworthy point: A "shroomer" is not a person with a 'mushroom-looking haircut'. Only a fuckhead or somebody from Michigan would come up with that.)
Jack: "What the hell is Tim doing on top of the house?"
Chris: "It's ok, he's a shroomer. He's probably just getting away from the jackals on the ground or some snakes were chasing him, or maybe it just feels really nice up there, who knows."
Jack: "Fuckin' shroomers, always going apeshit. I wonder if he has any more left!? I wanna trip out too now, damn!"
by KevinH112 August 18, 2009
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Shroomin

Guy 1: Why are pupils so huge

Guy 2: Im shroomin
by Adam July 5, 2004
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Scrooge Toe

A hole found in tights, preferably near the toes causing, toes to protrude out of the hole. A Scrooge Toe can often be found on girls with no money, class or the ones who are just too lazy to throw out old tights.
Bird, buy some new tights. You've got a bad Scrooge Toe.

I CAN'T TAKE OFF MY SHOES BECAUSE I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO SEE MY SCROOGE TOE!
by ScroogeToeMaster March 11, 2011
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shrooms

Hallucinogenic mushrooms contain psilcybin, psilocin, and baeocystin. Shrooms are incredible and nearly non-toxic too. By incredible I mean it can be the best experience of your life or the worst experience of your life depending on the mood at the time, setting, and who you are with. A good trip can be a learning expeience and lead to extremely thoughtful introspection. A bad trip is as bad as watching your whole family die in a car accident or you can end up being as paranoid as if you were being chased by a guy with a chainsaw in a maze. Seriously, it is incredible. Do not trip right after a bad experience or if you have alot of unpleasant thoughts going through your head at the time. Go into the trip optimistic and usually it will go good, though it is pretty unpredictable. Mild dose effects are colors seem alot more vibrant (blue seeming bluer, black seeming blacker), patterns seem more interesting and intricate, an undescrible feeling of an oncoming mental revelation, giddiness or anxiety. Higher dose effects include extreme laughter, uncontrollable racing thoughts, colors changing and a feeling that each and every color gives a certain tone to your inner most being (hard to explain unless you've tried them), distortions of all senses, hyper awareness of taste, smell, music (listen to your favorite band), pictures coming to life and everything becoming three dimensional, or may cause extreme paranoia and/or uncontrollable crying. Also, the beshroomed will have a totally undescribable yet very significant feeling that he/she has attained knowledge that they can not and will not ever lose, just to be a memory the next day. Dosages break down like this: 20-30 grams of wet shrooms is enough to have a good trip. 50 grams is nick-named the "Hero trip". Dried shrooms is 1/10 the weight of wet shrooms, so 2-3 grams of dried shrooms is a pretty good trip while 5 grams is the "Hero trip". Anything more and your in for a crazy time. Trip with a trusted friend!
Shrooms are the flesh of the gods.
by Shaggy Sean September 26, 2005
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Scroom

Scrooms, widely considered as the most superior race, and regarded objectively as a fact as the strongest race in existence, wield abilities infused with immense power, such abilities which only those enlightened may understand the true power of. The extent of such power is unimaginable by us humans because we cannot sense such and to us it cannot exist, but scrooms contain vast pools of limitless power. They bless those who have ascended past the mortal confines of reality and grant swift punishments to the impurity that taints this folded plane of reality. They oversee all forms of reality and past such confines of existence. We cannot begin to form the mere concepts which would let us imagine such vast power. Scrooms are the superior race, and let it be known as such.
Mayor Prince Pinky is the leader of the Scrooms.
by flying mushroom god January 8, 2021
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Shroom Stamp

When a man has any questionable residue on his penis and, using the head, slaps or "stamps" any region of his partners face... leaving a shroom imprint with the residue. Also applies when a man gains enough force while slapping a person's face with his member, to leave a red mushroom imprint.
Eddie was bored and thought it would be funny to shroom stamp his best friend's forehead... it wasn't.
by ShanMakesMeSmile July 28, 2009
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