Ben: Dude, that movie had me scared shirtless.
Dan: Me too bro. I think some lady stole my shirt off the ground
Dan: Me too bro. I think some lady stole my shirt off the ground
by omgstfuplz June 3, 2010
Get the Scared shirtless mug.1) The private hell one spends time in while looking for a wardrobe change or bathroom after a shart.
2) A tiny, backwood town in the middle of Pennsylvania with no notariety whatsoever except for it's amusingly unfortunate rootword in it's name -- shart.
2) A tiny, backwood town in the middle of Pennsylvania with no notariety whatsoever except for it's amusingly unfortunate rootword in it's name -- shart.
Caller 1: You left the party fast! Where are now?
Caller 2: Oh...no where. Just wastin' away again in my own Shartlesville.
Caller 2: Oh...no where. Just wastin' away again in my own Shartlesville.
by Tenacious Faulker March 28, 2009
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(suckers, little do they know, I'm going to go tee-off and maybe hit up a strip club before starting on it)
(suckers, little do they know, I'm going to go tee-off and maybe hit up a strip club before starting on it)
by anonymousdeskjockey March 25, 2009
Get the shortly mug.Shirtless Profile Asshole believes that they are God’s gift to social networking. In reality, they have nothing to offer, so Shirtless Profile Asshole snaps a photo (often fuzzy or dimly lit) and uses this as their MySpace and / or Facebook (or other predatory website) profile picture.
More often than not (although not necessarily a requirement for the definition), Shirtless Profile Asshole leaves their ugly face out of the image, which can only work to their advantage. Shirtless Profile Asshole usually sports some form of boring tribal arm band or barb wire tattoo. This is due to Shirtless Profile Asshole’s complete lack of originality in every aspect of their life.
Shirtless Profile Asshole most likely owns a crotch rocket or a Mustang (see Crotch Rocket Asshole and/or Mustang Asshole), which makes for the brain-wrenching choice of which stupid photo to use for their profile…their lame ride, or their zit-filled bare chest?
More often than not (although not necessarily a requirement for the definition), Shirtless Profile Asshole leaves their ugly face out of the image, which can only work to their advantage. Shirtless Profile Asshole usually sports some form of boring tribal arm band or barb wire tattoo. This is due to Shirtless Profile Asshole’s complete lack of originality in every aspect of their life.
Shirtless Profile Asshole most likely owns a crotch rocket or a Mustang (see Crotch Rocket Asshole and/or Mustang Asshole), which makes for the brain-wrenching choice of which stupid photo to use for their profile…their lame ride, or their zit-filled bare chest?
When Sid discovered that his personsality and character wasnt able to get him far in the dating scene, he morphed into Shirtless Profile Asshole and the number of girls on his "friends" list skyrocketed. Too bad the fake-ass girls on his list accept anybody who send them an invite, just to boost their own egos with the false hopes that they themselves may have something to offer. They really could care less about the zits or ugly tattoos that he sports.
by mad genius December 8, 2010
Get the Shirtless Profile Asshole mug.originated in Mexico with the birth of a Princess. The word means short, intelligent, affectionate girl with all the characteristics of a princess.
you tupid shortee :-D
by anonymous tupid April 16, 2005
Get the shortee mug.Probably the greatest Jazz composer in history. Wayne Shorter is an outstanding jazz saxophonist who was in the legendary quintet with Miles Davis, Ron Carter, Tony Williams, and Herbie Hancock
"Wayne Shorter is the man! I love some of his compositions such as 'E.S.P.,' 'Footprints,' and 'Dolores'
by Jimmy Spitabbible July 25, 2010
Get the Wayne Shorter mug.The one friend at a party who, after getting sufficiently drunk, forces others to begin taking shots in an effort to get them near his or her level of drunkenness. This person is easily identifiable since they will usually be holding a bottle of hard alcohol and multiple shot glasses.
I don't want to take any more shots! Stop being such a shotler.
Dude look at Chen. She is such a shotler for making everyone take shots of that smirnoff
Get that handle out of his hand before its too late. He is turning into a shotler.
Dude look at Chen. She is such a shotler for making everyone take shots of that smirnoff
Get that handle out of his hand before its too late. He is turning into a shotler.
by JJ.K. May 30, 2011
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