a drink made when you pour half a beer into a cup, next you add a splash of orange juice. finally you drop a shot of amaretto and chug. surely to get you messed up quickly.
by randaroo6722 April 01, 2008
When you suck the filling out of a twinkie and put the cake on your penis. Then you proceed to smack her in the face and stick it in her ear.
by Sephiroth113 March 28, 2009
The act of Double Fisting a Girl. Named the Short bus for multiple reasons, one being it would take a girl who is retarded to allow you to do it to her. The other you are putting 10 in here slightly more than the minivan which only seats seven.
I met this diry hooker who let me drive the short bus right up in her. The next day I had to take her back to the state home.
by Nick Scheib December 13, 2007
by iwannacommitpowerbutton March 28, 2019
“Mr President Trump, there is a Short bus waiting for you outside, let me know when you’re done tweeting”
by Kristiano November 23, 2017
the vehicle that the government protected classes of people choose to ride because their to ignorant to notice their own short comings.
ted: have you ever had to ride the the short bus, Bob?
Bob: not since I realized that getting any government welfare gets you nowhere.
Bob: not since I realized that getting any government welfare gets you nowhere.
by oldmountianman October 06, 2014