Shopper of Mass Destruction

The retail shoppers who make sure that they mess up the whole store in search for that one shirt they MUST have which ends up getting returned a week later.

John- "My department looks perfect. Nothing can mess this up. I can finally relax!"
Bill- "OH No! Its a Shopper of Mass Destruction! Hurry and lock the doors.
John- "I don't have enough time...We're done for...!"

by Sephium April 5, 2011

Shoppers back

When you've been out shopping with your good wife/ladyfriend/hetero life partner/etc and spent the hours acting as a pack mule. And general shopping trolley. The back and general lumbar region may begin to ache or throb. This phenomenon is known as 'shoppers back'

Sinead: Thank you so much for carry my bags sweet heart.

Paulina: No problem, but i think i may need to stop for some whippy soon as i feel a chronic case of shoppers back coming on.

by Gerald Oatlove January 19, 2013

Room shopper

A very gay individual
A homosexual
The highest level of gay
A slang term comparable to "Fag"

Gwok, quit being a room shopper

Yep, Jimmy is a room shopper

by Adam Duguay April 5, 2008

Pick Shopper

Someone who takes one thing from a variety.

George only eats the apricots from the trail mix he's such a fucking Pick Shopper.

by TheLOL July 23, 2009

carpet shopper

to search desperately on the carpet for any drug trace to get high off of.

I learned this term in drug rehab. Some people just cant stop getting high and they run out of crack, they are addicted so they search on the carpets to find little pieces just to get that high. Thus the term "carpet shoppers" is know in an addict's world.

Emily - "What are you doing on the floor?"

John- "I just really need some crack right now so i'm looking for pieces i could have dropped!"

Emily - "Oh John, you are such a carpet shopper!!!"

by addict09 September 11, 2009

serial shopper

people, who for psychological reasons, impulsively shop for at least three days in a row.

Suzanne: Let's go shopping today, Amber.

Amber: No. We went shopping the last five days. I am worried that you are a serial shopper.

by beewick November 15, 2011

Passive shoppers rush

Passive shoppers rush occurs when friends encourage someone to purchase something that they don’t need, and gain a sense of satisfaction from the purchase.

“I had the biggest Passive Shoppers Rush (PSR) when Steve bought that Rolex with a rainbow bezel.”

by Baneson August 8, 2018