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Spooning Corn Fritters

Having Anal sex with a male or female that does not practice anal hygiene and fails to evacuate before participating in anal play.
Carl picked up a dude at the gay bar and took him home for sex. Thankfully he used a condom because it was Spooning Corn Fritters all night.
by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015
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swooning

She was swooning as she looked through photos of superwholock crossovers, especially the ones with Jensen and the Doctor doing the duckface
by shhhh_just_go_with_it April 28, 2015
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shooting bunnies

by flatulant fanny March 17, 2010
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Naked spooning

When a guy and his girl take their clothes off and lay in the spoon position. Quite possibly the most amazing feeling on the planet especially when the girl has a perfect booty. The softness and smoothness of her butt cheeks squeezing his cock feels so incredible it will give him an all night boner and feel like a nonstop orgasm. He won't want to fall asleep.
Girl: How did you sleep last night love?
Guy: Terrible, I didn't sleep at all.
Girl: Oh yeah we were naked spooning. Your cock really loves my booty.
(Guy smiling)
by LLeaky June 7, 2018
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poo-spooning

Verb.
The sexual act in which two individuals lie down and engage in sodomy.
(butt-sex)
Jeremy was totally "poo-spooning" that chick earlier. Probably got dingleberries all over his mushroom spear.

Syn.

ass-assault, butt-secks, crap-crimping, dooky-diving, erectile-excursion, fecal-fucking, gloryhole-in-one, hemorrhoid-hammering, irrigating-ass, johnson-jamming, korn-hole-killin', log-lodging, mierda-moviendo,

nug-nudging, orifice-obliteration, poop-pummeling,

quarry-quarrel, rim-ramming, shit-shredding and/or stabbing, turd-tickling, urethra-upheaval, vandalizing victor, wood-wammy, fuck x, yo-yoing, "the zoo-zipline"
by Assy Johnson November 4, 2011
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Shooting Salad

The incoherent babble issuing forth from the mouth of an extremely intoxicated person. Most often experienced in the company of an ecstasy user who is ate up (coming down hard).

Derived from the popular Salad Shooter "As Seen On TV" product, which was remarkable for its ability to process any vegetable into a flying stream of salad toppings.
Man, that dude is shooting salad! He just told me, "Bunny loafer gizmo found leaf order instituted."
by kilsek January 6, 2005
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shooting pool with a rope

I drank 16 beers and took her back to my place and it was like shooting pool with a rope.
by brighton71 October 21, 2007
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