shobert

When one sends a text message and doesnt get a reply back for A LONG TIME.

Txt: Hi!

5 hours later
Txt: oh, hi!

Txt: Ugh, you shoberted me!

by John Giggler smith October 16, 2008

Shoeology

The study of types of shoes, their classification, and which foot they go on.

"Gabrielle is a shoeologist, she helped me figured out that the right shoe goes on my RIGHT foot."

"What do you mean i need to go to school for ten years to get my shoeology degree?!"

by Big Woods November 20, 2011

Shoebox Farm

A collection of small trashy double wide trailers; aka a trailer park.

Look at that large shoebox farm!

by ShoeboxLife September 20, 2019

shobiocanon

shobiocanon is one of my favorite mutuals literally so funny man also a tobio kinnie? a bonus.

a very cool mf, very happy to be mutuals with them happy

have u heard of shobiocanon?
ofcourse i have, we’re literally mutuals u fucking idiot

by shobiomarried March 4, 2021

shobiocannon

the funniest person you will ever meet. they’re so sweet and caring you have to violently resist the urge to make out with them on the spot.

my favorite mutual? oh, it’s shobiocannon!

by tfisjulia March 25, 2021

Shoeboble

An act of destroying someone's mother, both metaphorically and physically.

I just gave your mom the shoeboble.

by lilwheeler420 July 22, 2021

Big Shobe

a big shibe

That Big Shobes not fat. He's just big boned

by thicc_ass_boi March 12, 2021