Extremely Violent Shitting

When your asshole gets so blocked that when you finally shit, it burns the mother fucking shit out of it, it jets out with the same force as a small Malaysian child being crushed by a 40 story building, it ends up breaking your toilet and then when you stand up, shivering from what came out of you, blood starts to stream from your anus, down your leg and onto the floor, you start crying as your mum runs in telling you, your grandmother was hit by a semi-truck, with just you crying on the floor in a puddle of blood while a black hole of shit sits in the toilet.

So my Doctor told me to avoid heroin as it can give me Extremely Violent Shitting

by p.lane388141 September 5, 2019

i was shouting Zayn, Zayn but he didn't come

Louis Tomlinson said this in video diary 4

*What was your most recent dream?* "I had a dream we had a new sixth member for some reason and it ended up being quite horrible and he started a fight with me and i wanted him to go away but none of the boys were helping me" Louis
"but who's name were you shouting repeatedly?" Zayn
"Niall" Louis
"Oh killing meh oh" Zayn
"i was shouting Zayn, Zayn but he didn't come" Louis
"apparently i was just chilling somewhere else but i'll always save you Louis" Zayn
"he was walking around saying im a Bradford bad boy, yo" Louis
"i dont even say that anymore" Zayn

by Larry shipper&1D fan August 26, 2020

shitting bananas

SEE "shittin' bananas"

or "voodoo doodoo"

or "Clorox OD"

"I be shitting bananas woman, What you put in m'food?"

by Bongo Cholomongo September 22, 2006

shotting

Dealing drugs, esp. Cannabis.

Also shottin

I make money by shotting

by KORG July 1, 2005

Shitting for the cycle

The act of defecating, smoking (preferably weed), drinking a beer, and jacking off, all in one bathroom break. Even better when done at work, on the clock.

Bill: "Dude, you were gone for like 7 and a half minutes, what gives?"

Ted: "Dude chill, I was shitting for the cycle, and still getting paid $6.50 per hour!!!"

Bill: "How do you feel"

Ted: "Super awesome dude!!!!

by Pskawt81 January 24, 2011

shottingham

see nottingham a word used by many to describe nottingham. a play on words due to the extreme amount of gun-crime in nottingham

shottingham city

by u dont no me June 14, 2004

Shitting Cobra

At the end of a really long shit log, slap the ass cheeks together to form a hood on your shit cobra. It's now a shitting cobra

I totally left a shitting cobra in the office's restroom

by Tubbers2121 January 4, 2010