Sheist Meister

A devilishly fiendish individual who exhibits sketchy, suspicious, shady or otherwise wack characteristics.

Damn girl, I can't believe he nabbed your last slice before bouncing, what a Sheist Meister.

by I-C January 16, 2007

Sheisty

To be sheisty,to be a sheist:

To succeed sneakily with mallice
To venture covertley with intent for a personal gain in an subtle manner (sneeky manor)

ie. when your cat steals your spot on the couch he examplifies the true nature of a sheisty mother fucker
note: chanage the spelling and you are sheisty mother fucker
shut up eat a dick

by drunkards May 10, 2008

sheisty

A modern adjectival outgrowth the noun "shyster." The original term refers to someone who behaves in a disreputable or unethical fashion. Thus a "sheisty" person or behavior is one which appears overtly, even lewdly, unscrupulous.

The origin of "shyster" may be from the German "Scheißer" meaning pooper (MW) or from the old use of "shy" meaning disreputable (OED).

The guys at that party were completely sheisty.

You look really sheisty when you grease your chest.

by sheistamatic October 4, 2011

sheistgeist

Derives from the German words, sheisse and geist. Literally, a shit-ghost or phantom shitter. This is a person who defecates outside of a proper facilty and in public places for the sole purpose of offending an unsuspecting passerby after such incident has taken place.

"Petty Officer Brown, did you hear the Captain's chair was hit by the sheistgeist while the ship was in port? The Captain has assigned a watch team in order to apprehend this malevolent perveyor of poop."

by BottomMover October 8, 2005

Shmilt

The feeling of shame and guilt which is felt when awaking after a night of drinking, regardless of how good or bad the previous night's transgressions were. Shmilt can also be experienced after a unforgiveable action due to a serious lapse in judgement.

1. I woke up hungover and feeling severely shmilty, even though everyone had a good time.

2. The shmilt I felt the next day was undeniable after making out with my step-mom during christmas dinner.

by J. Tudhope March 2, 2008

shmitchen

noun ~ a small kitchen

Babe, this apartment is terrible... did you see the shmitchen?

by The Saint89 April 9, 2009

sheisted

Receiving the ass end of a deal. To be shittily heisted out of something

At the end of the day, he was sheisted out of his investment, with no hope of a profitable return.

by Nehssa July 6, 2016