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Shbingus

A word used to describe a friend when doing something funny, amusing, annoying, or simply being a shbingus. Similar to Dingus, but with more impact.
Daryl and Beth are bowling and Daryl misses completely:

Daryl: oh no I missed!
Beth: you’re such a shbingus!
by notshbingus February 27, 2024
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Shmunguss

**shmunguss** (*noun*, /ˈʃmʌŋɡəs/)

1. **A person who has never engaged in sexual activity, often characterized by an air of innocent bewilderment.**

*Example: "Trevor still blushes when holding hands—classic shmunguss behavior."*

2. **A mythical figure of chastity and social awkwardness, rumored to possess untapped wisdom or extraordinary gaming skills.**

*Example: "Legends say the Great Shmunguss can 100% a game without ever touching grass."*

**Etymology:** Believed to originate from an obscure 18th-century mispronunciation of "shy mongoose," though some scholars argue it was first muttered by a medieval bard who forgot the word "celibate."
Are you a shmunguss? Nah, I lost my shmungussness ages ago
by SkibidiGyattSigma69 January 31, 2025
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