smafe

Originates from the Nissan Micra advert, although originally appears as "spafe" (spontaneous, safe).
Smafe is "smooth yet safe."

Yianni is a fool. He is clearly not smafe.

by The Frenchman January 25, 2005

Shmamerville

The place you go to when you, when you have violated the beer bong one to many times, also in this place things happen that you cannot explain and almost seem magical. once you are in shmamerville, it is almost nearly inpossible to return with out sleeping for 12 hours.

(person #1) "Dude! every time we party at John w.'s house I end up in Shmamerville!"

(person #2) "I know man, Its such a good thing!"

by Bo0-Radley September 13, 2009

shmase

a type of drug done in measurments called "stabs". can be taken in many forms; orally, injected, smoked, snorted

"How many stabs of shmase did you do last night?"
"I took five, man, it was crazy! I know I had the best time of my life I just don't remember what I did!"

by areyouready? September 10, 2011

Shmalex

Getting a BJ in the alley behind a dirty karaoke bar.

Roo: Hey, where's Shax?
Xtina: He ran off with Gertrude and is getting a Shmalex.
Roo: That dirty hooker!

by Peteeeeeeeeeeeeeey April 29, 2009

shmale

An A-sexual person.
A woman appearing to be a man.
What you call a manly woman.
A woman appearing to be a tranvestite.

A shmale, what else.
Mrs Drabing sure is a "SHMALE" wouldnt you say mike.
OMG Mrs Drabing, ure a "SHMALE".
I was looking for a vagina and found the opposite.

by Aaron Pettey July 24, 2004

shafeeqa

a definition of a person who is beautiful yet can be powerful. (zero-tolerance with healthy meals)

are you shafeeqa?

yes,wont have it any other way.

by yoyough December 27, 2017

shmaffer

One who smells the stench of ass but throughly enjoys it, thus giving him an erection and causes him to stick his stiffy in a bowl of scolding hot velveeta cheese reducing the raging boner back to its natural flimsy state.

o man im really in the mood for another schmaffer.

by cahizzle September 15, 2004