shlooping

the act of gliding testicles over a girls face.

i was shlooping kelly so hard last night.

by don fuckaurmom January 27, 2008

Shmooling

Breaking the unspoken rules of hubbly bubbly (hookah pipe) etiquette.

Shmooling is when one tries to smoke a pipe while another is already in the process of smoking thereby causing them to choke or be left with no smoke. Shmooling is also holding on to a pipe for far too long when there is a large group of people waiting to smoke the pipe or not closing your pipe so another can smoke a second pipe.

by polkadotgumboots November 12, 2010

Scrooning

Vigorous spooning which evolves to coitus without either party disentangling.

“I thought Jeff and Kevin would get a room, but they had so many Lemon Drops that they wound up scrooning on Grammy’s old couch. The creaking was insidious. Who buys a pleather couch?”

by LMasters May 30, 2018

Salmoning

When someone has the sudden urge to shit and they have to run to the bathroom almost as If it were a battle upstream. They start sweating. And often drive recklessly to get home or to the store. They try to move quickly but If they move to quickly their shit will come out.

My friend came over and we ate Chinese, that Kung Poa chicken had her salmoning on her way home.

by alarmchrono December 17, 2018

Shloomping

When you slowly turn your friend gay by asking him multiple questions involving scenarios with another mans penis

Anthony: bro I was shloomping one of my bois last night and I think he’s ready
Anthony’s bf: sweet invite him over

by Jaclawler March 2, 2020

Shamoning

is when you're having sex with a woman, as you're about to climax you scream "SHAMONE" and jump on your tip toes like Michael Jackson.

Dude: Yo! Last night me and Sarah were Shamoning!

by Mister Yee September 23, 2020

Shmooping

When you are about to fail a quiz and need notes to study last minute

Dude I was shmooping so hard list night

by Roly69 April 3, 2017