by don fuckaurmom January 27, 2008
Get the shlooping mug.Shmooling is when one tries to smoke a pipe while another is already in the process of smoking thereby causing them to choke or be left with no smoke. Shmooling is also holding on to a pipe for far too long when there is a large group of people waiting to smoke the pipe or not closing your pipe so another can smoke a second pipe.
by polkadotgumboots November 12, 2010
Get the Shmooling mug.“I thought Jeff and Kevin would get a room, but they had so many Lemon Drops that they wound up scrooning on Grammy’s old couch. The creaking was insidious. Who buys a pleather couch?”
by LMasters May 30, 2018
Get the Scrooning mug.When someone has the sudden urge to shit and they have to run to the bathroom almost as If it were a battle upstream. They start sweating. And often drive recklessly to get home or to the store. They try to move quickly but If they move to quickly their shit will come out.
by alarmchrono December 17, 2018
Get the Salmoning mug.When you slowly turn your friend gay by asking him multiple questions involving scenarios with another mans penis
Anthony: bro I was shloomping one of my bois last night and I think he’s ready
Anthony’s bf: sweet invite him over
Anthony’s bf: sweet invite him over
by Jaclawler March 2, 2020
Get the Shloomping mug.is when you're having sex with a woman, as you're about to climax you scream "SHAMONE" and jump on your tip toes like Michael Jackson.
by Mister Yee September 23, 2020
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