A schlodeo (derived from the words schlong and rodeo) is when you place a saddle on someone's dick, and ride it like a bull rider as if you were in a rodeo.
Bro 1: Yo Kelly was so drunk last night, she started riding my dick like a bull!
Bro 2: Dude, she totally gave you a schlodeo!
Bro 1: Awesome!
Bro 2: Dude, she totally gave you a schlodeo!
Bro 1: Awesome!
by Agatster February 15, 2009
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Son, It's friday and I'm ready to shlomm..
Yo were straight shlommin this weekend!
Friend 1 : Holy shit, I'm gone man...
Friend 2 : Hell yeah, your fuckin shlommed out!
Yo were straight shlommin this weekend!
Friend 1 : Holy shit, I'm gone man...
Friend 2 : Hell yeah, your fuckin shlommed out!
by THE SHLOM DON! March 4, 2008
Get the Shlommin mug.A person with a shore, summer, or beach house near the South Jersey Coast, whose permanent residence is elsewhere - typically Southeastern PA, though not always. They think they are locals, but they only know how to get to the beach or Wawa from their "shore" house, and know little else about the area. They also tend to put lOCal stickers, or the like, on their vehicles, which is quite comical for the locals when the car has PA tags.
Derived from shoobie and may or may not be used as a derogatory term, just as shoobie.
Derived from shoobie and may or may not be used as a derogatory term, just as shoobie.
-"I'm a local, live on 1st Street."
-"That's funny, I've never seen you around."
-"Well, I live in West Chester in the winter."
-"Oh, what you mean is that you're a shlocal."
-"Dude, your car has PA tags!?!"
-"Yeah, that's where one of my houses is."
-"So why do you have a lOCal sticker on there? You're actually a shlocal."
-"That's funny, I've never seen you around."
-"Well, I live in West Chester in the winter."
-"Oh, what you mean is that you're a shlocal."
-"Dude, your car has PA tags!?!"
-"Yeah, that's where one of my houses is."
-"So why do you have a lOCal sticker on there? You're actually a shlocal."
by Local For Life! March 13, 2010
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An offensive term used to insult a large overweight female who gets around.
An offensive term used to insult a large overweight female who gets around.
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by thatmaxguy123 June 10, 2010
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When extreme heat and humidity result in perspiration that causes your testicle to stick to the side of your leg.
When extreme heat and humidity result in perspiration that causes your testicle to stick to the side of your leg.
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