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Shitmas Pudding

The state of excrement after it has been placed into a bowl, mashed up into a lumpy putty-like substance, melted in the microwave for five minutes and frozen over night. It is often enjoyed with truffle butter as a dessert on Christmas day.
Person A: So, what did you have for dessert on Christmas Day?
Person B: The wife prepared us all some Shitmas Pudding, it was scrumptious!
Person A: .....
by Ignatius Butterworth April 5, 2016
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Shitass

That guy in Minecraft that can do everything you can do 10x better.
"James is a shitass."
by Barrack Hussein Obama II Gamin October 26, 2020
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Shitastrophe

(1) A catastrophe of fecal proportions.
(2) Something that is epically bad.
"That wasn't a bad speech, that was a f*cking shitastrophe!" (2)

"Dude, you were in the bathroom for ninety minutes!"
"I couldn't help it, it was a shitastrophe." (1)
by Griffin Boyce June 16, 2007
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Shitgasm

That really good feeling you get after taking a big shit
Guy: I took a huge shit like 5 minutes ago and now i'm having a really great shitgasm.
by me123abc January 14, 2009
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shitastrophe

1) A very shitty catastrophe, usually due to a fuck up on the part of one person.
I can't beleive he wrecked his car and shit his pants, what a shitastrophe that was.
by Dr4T7 April 9, 2006
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shitass

Often synonomous with "asshole". In Texas, at least, this term may be regularly interchangeable with the word "peckerhead". Kindly do not confuse with the term "peckerwood", which creates images of the lower class "white trash" southern male specifically. There seems to be a notion of arrogance associated with the word shitass.
he's a real shitass, idn't he?!
by Benton M. November 5, 2007
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shittastic

Something so incredibly horrible. Can also be used to describe how you feel. Commonly a modification of the phrase "when the shit hits the fan", replacing the "fan" in fantastic with "shit" making up the combination "shittastic"
"That test was so shittastic, I'd be lucky to get a 20%!"

"Ugh, I'm so hungover I feel shittastic."
by bluesubaru22 March 7, 2008
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