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dry slam your shitbox

guy: "i'd love to dry slam your shitbox"

girl: "sounds fun, are you man enough?"

guy: "you won't shit right for a week, i promise"
by bpa July 30, 2008
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Shitcoin

A cryptocurrency with no utility or unique features.
There's nothing special about Ripple, it's a shitcoin!
by manzo porelli April 24, 2018
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Shiro

a sexy gay space dad with a super lit robot arm
one word: ADAM

"hey dad- i mean Shiro."
by DeathInAHoodie September 21, 2018
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SHITCON 1

The severe, burning urge to shit your pants, usually an individual at SHITCON 1 breaks into a cold sweat and has severe anxiety. May be preceded by an expulsion of hot flatus (fart), which often causes the seepage of stool. Often occurs in traffic; during exams; in long lines for one toilet; after spicy food; and at filthy, festering, God-awful toilets which require one to suspend oneself over the toilet, despite the risk of shitting all over your pants. Also, a common phenomenon in babies when you are out and forget to bring extra diapers. These times are especially bad when you have eaten the same thing as your child and hit SHITCON 1 yourself!
1. While taking my final exams, I developed severe cramping abdominal pain, sweating, and anxiety when I hit SHITCON 1. I had to run out of the room, identifying myself as the one who let a hot, juicy fart loose. 2. "SHITCON 1 has been reached, please clear out of the public restroom, while I scream in pain, as a liter of hot liquid stool explodes from my ass."
by I'm Intense August 5, 2008
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shitbox

something that is low quality or nonworking.
Jesus Fucking Christ your car is a shitbox dude.
by catspleen January 16, 2003
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Shitroast

Similar to a spitroast, except shitting in the mouth and anus/clit by whatever means. Can be done by any number of each gender. Also used in desperation. A.K.A. Barbepoo
Babe, we don't have time to reach the shitter, can we shitroast you?
by 12345678909876543215 October 8, 2010
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Shiro Gomi

White Trash in Japanese
When I talk about the white trash people in Japanese I used that literal term
White=Shiro
Trash (Garbage)=Gomi
Those people keep leaving their broken cars in front of their house. They are such Shiro Gomi.
by ncc1701p January 7, 2010
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