shitlord

A well rounded insult for general usage, applied in much the same manner as gaylord. May be applicable in a whole variety of situations, as an admonishment, slur or even a greeting.

Alex, don't be a shitlord.

Good morning shitlord, how are you today?

by Mr S Lord November 5, 2009

Shitload

The collective noun used to describe a group of policemen

A herd of cows, a flock of geese, a shitload of cops.

by not the milkman October 5, 2011

shitload

A shit load is enough fecal matter to fill a toilet bowl. However, if that load plugs the toilet, it is deemed a shit overload.

Kenny: "Call the plumber! David had a shit overload!"
David: "No, no, it was just a shitload. She went down just fine!"

by The can man. December 2, 2011

metric shitload

Also equivalent to an imperial butt ton.

Scientists still need to determine a conversion factor between a metric shitload and an imperial butt ton.

by eltjim November 12, 2004

Shitload

The Shitload first became common usage during World War II. Farmers, who's sheds were previously full of shit were called upon to empty their shit-filled barns in order to allow for the making of weapons.

A Shitload refers to between 1 and 4 tons of equine or bovine excrement (that's horse and cowshit to you and me). More specifically Shitload describe the overfullness of the trailers used by farmers.

I've got a shitload of hay in my barn.

by Graham Nigel Goddard-Hill August 18, 2005

metric shitload

An alternate spelling of the official measurement scale used by European Union bureaucrats to gauge the size of their expense accounts. Original spelling: metric shitteload (as in metric tonne).

"I'll need the cheque for these first thing Monday," said Jurgen, dropping a metric shitteload of crumpled receipts on his secretary's desk at 5:17 Friday afternoon.

by michaelo August 12, 2003

Shitlord

A term used to define ignorant players with negative intentions for their team, often referred to as trolls.

“Well I saw him on cams standin’ over the dead body but he is a bit of a shitlord…” - Daithi De Nogla calling Yumi a shitlord

by KJDekka August 21, 2021