Shitistic

A statisitc that is shit. Totally obscure and rediculous statitic that A) isn't relevant to the topic being discussed or B) is clearly made up.

Today I read some shitistic that 95% of college students don't enjoy drinking.

by Jeebusllama May 5, 2006

Shitsmithing

Making knives/ swords without using forging and hammering to shape the metal.

I wanted to do a tutorial of how to make a knife on youtube, but i only had a grinding wheel, so I just said fuck it and did some shitsmithing.

by Mollygod007 October 3, 2017

shitsmack

A person whom you would assume eats shit.

My foreman is such a "shitsmack".

by aaron doyle February 13, 2008

shitizm

Australian slang for a mixture of shit and jizm - a by product of anal sex. see definition for santorum.

All day I have been tormented by this shitizm slowly dripping out of my ass.

by captain_rosco October 28, 2003

Shitist

The most shit anything can be.

That hooker gives the shitist blow jobs.

by BudderFM May 21, 2012

legitimate shitimate

An person, place, or thing that was cool or acceptable. Derived from Legit Shit.

John: Dude, that trick was real legitimate shitimate.

by Mister Duck April 12, 2010

shitima

it is another word for shit. an expression if you like to express your anger. or to use it in a joke fashion

PARKINS(whilst climbing over a fence): OH SHITIMA!
BLAND: I love that word!
PARKINS: me too!

WOW how weird!

by dfghjgfvbnm,kj May 10, 2009