Shitehood

The title, rank or status of a shithead. This is earned by being born to fools or being a disgrace to the human race.

Dude, I can't believe you could be that stupid.. You certainly earned your shitehood.

by Gingerbrains January 9, 2013

what a shitload of fuck

a furious quote of Retro Game Rage, Nostalgia Critic, Irate Gamer, and The Angry Video Game Nerd.

I'm trying to aim the fucking atom. If you hold the SQUARE button, you'll be fucked! What were they thinking?!?!?!?! What a shitload of fuck! What an assy shitload of motherfucking bullfuck! I rather take a cat and put the cat's asshole into my MOUTH!!! Bloody fuck! Meine Verficktes Sheiβe. Pinche perra de gata. DIE ALREADY, BUBSY 3D!! Hadouken! Get over here! Shoryuken! Tatsumaki Senpuyaku!! FUS RO DAH!!! THIS, IS, SPARTA!!!! -Retro Game Rage

by Fuck Cats November 24, 2015

Shitload

Shitload means to have a lot of something, but the actual amount varies. To figure out how much is in a shitload you must follow a few steps.

1. pick an item - ex) pretzels
2. make it singular - ex) pretzel
3. figure out how many letters in in that word - ex) 7
4. multiply that number by 6 - ex) 7x6=42
5. it takes 42 pretzels to make a shitload of them!

It varies because if the word were short like car, it would be 3x6=18.

A SHITLOAD OF:

babies -> baby -> 4 -> 4x6= 24 babies

trees -> tree -> 4 -> 4x6= 24 trees

stop signs -> stop sign -> 8 -> 8x6=48 stop signs

by getinbelly March 21, 2010

shitflower

When one deposits the used toilet paper to the wall, after defacation, so that the feces makes the paper stick to the wall. Several are usually arranged in a bouquet of stinky oragamy.

Missy was irritated with the condition of the truck stop restroom, so she left some shitflowers after pushing out a muddy Stuckey Nutlog.

by Eman1187 May 7, 2009

fucking shitload

an extremely plentiful or oversufficient quantity or supply of something, a whole hell of a fucking lot of it

"Fuck you cuntlicker, I've had a fucking shitload of biddies all over my dick the entire year."

"Dude your mom left a fucking shitload of empty pill bottles all over your fucking house."

by PHIL IS MY NAME LOL September 21, 2006

shitload

it goes like this. buttload x10 = assload x10 = crapload x10 = shitload x10 = fuckload. metric units are traditionally less, and between the said unit and the one before it.

dude, thats not a shitload. thats barely even an assload. its like, a metric assload.

by Anti November 22, 2004

shitload

The approximate calculation of a shitload is 743 lbs.

Whoa dude... Your girl weighs a shitload.

by SirLeche April 28, 2005