Shitdick

Shitdick can mean Dickshit and also mean someone that is a retard. Incapable of having any laughs and has a dick up their ass.

sammi: hey shitdick! hows it going?
karina: hey dickshit! im good, how r u?
sammi: good man!

by poppopcorn December 9, 2013

Shitdick

Adjective. Used to describe anything imaginable or possible when one is under the emotional state of being irritable or agitated.

Can also be used to describe a person or another living being or creature. Also when one is agitated or irritable, or the person in question has wronged the individual using said word.

John stubbed his toe and yelled “shitdick”

The guy who scratched my car is a shitdick

Also when you finish anal you now possess a “shitdick”

by Shadowpossum February 18, 2022

Shitdick Fag

A bloke named Molesty, that doesn’t answer his msgs/calls.

Fuck Molesty, he cant even answer his phone, the Shitdick Fag!!

by MosesX10 August 2, 2022

jimmy johns shitdick

when u had jimmy johns earlier in the day, then get fucked in the ass.

Defined by the lovely "ally"

After he fucked me in the ass I turned around to give him top but he had jimmy johns shitdick, courtesy of me

by your mother120894203729857 December 7, 2017

Shitdick

1.Shit and dick combined

1.aki got a shitdick.

by Lil' Purple Guy October 22, 2015

Big Shitdick

It's a very big shit but with dicks in it. The reason for dicks in it is because of cannibals and the diet of only dicks.

Dude last night everyone had a big shitdick.

by Shippy Thicc December 14, 2018

Shitdick

A slur that holds as much power as the n-word but isn't an racial slur. Being called a shitdick is the thing that starts wars.

Evan: *window peaks me like a little bitch*
Me: Fuck you stupid shitdick

(A more unconventional way)

Stupid shitdick nigger

by Thicc boi Sal July 22, 2019