shitcork

The plug of solid excrement that is released prior to a bout of horrendous diarrhea, whose sole purpose is seemingly to hold in the liquid feces.

The shitcork is in the toilet,

by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

shitarette

A cigarette consumed by the user in an attempt to ease bowel movements.

"I'll take my turn in the bathroom in a couple minutes right after I smoke a shitarette."

"Want to finish this half-smoked grit? I just needed a quick shitarette and it already did the trick."

"Get out of the bathroom!" yelled Jeff as he shut the front door and removed his jacket, having just returned -- buttcheeks clenched -- from his morning shitarette.

by Mr. Constipation April 20, 2009

Shitcrum

Small pieces of poo attached to ones pubic hair in the rectum region.

AKA a cling-on.

"Dude, I thought finished shitting but had the one shitcrum that just refused to drop"

"That cow has some major shitcrum issues!"

by Jasko777 June 22, 2009

Shitcasso

Someone who's never, ever, heard of a courtesy flush and chooses to leave a steamer just sitting in the bowl for the duration. Once they're done and gone their shitcasso is composed of different streaks and smears down the bowl for the next user to "observe and enjoy."

I had to take a gnarly shit and they dude before me left a heinous shitcasso

by Incinerator317 May 5, 2014

shitchrist

It is sort of a substitute for the popular "Jesus Christ!" exclamation. Not so much a substitute, just putting the words together.

"Shitchrist, Roger! That's the third time you've broken the fax machine this week!"

by D-Joint May 13, 2005

Shitfart Separator

The shitfart separator is the muscle inside your colon, just above your bunghole, that is responsible for separating shits from farts. Usually a dormant muscle, the shitfart separator is often only noticed if it's repeatedly squeezing and churning when one has diarrhea. The work of a healthy shitfart separator usually results in dry farts

I had the Big D, and my shitfart separator was in overdrive.

My shitfart separator failed me and I accidentally sharted a little in my underwear.

by Flambo Blumpkin February 13, 2008

shittaretic

Like a diaretic, but weightloss is due to food that gives you the shits.

I ate some taco bell and it's a great shittaretic

by HellyM March 16, 2008