shit on a stick

A pissed off exclaimation, akin to "drat" but not quite so emphatic as "fuck a duck!" (The appropriate reply from anyone nearby is "Nah, it'd never sell.")

"What ? You forgot the beer ? Well, shit on a stick!"

by DS September 24, 2003

shit-on-a-stick

Expression of dissapointment or frustration.

aw, shit-on-a-stick!

by Alan L December 6, 2003

Shit on a stick

Feeling extremely rough, tired, ill or hungover. Basically not feeling good in ones self.

"I feel like shit on a stick today!!"

by Dizzydan1980 January 28, 2015

shit on a stick

school lunch food served in school cafeterias

"wuts for lunch today?"
"shit on a stick ....like usual"

by uhhhMARISSA September 21, 2005

shitting my stick

It is another way of saying "are you kidding"

Wife: my water broke
Husband: "are you shitting my stick"

by Lizzzssss July 20, 2017

shit on a stick

A product or service marketed aggressively without the mandate of strong demand.

That fly-by-night fast talker was just trying to sell me shit on a stick.

by gtg207u August 26, 2007

shit-on-a-stick

Lackluster or substandard. Possibly derived from carnival meat snacks such as sausage on a stick, chicken on a stick, steak on a stick, etc.

The University of Phoenix is shit-on-a-stick.

by Denise December 5, 2003