Shinonionitis

A feeling of pain you get in your shins after eating onions.

My coworker brought me a big mac with onions and I ate it - my Shinonionitis kicked in

by Bdizzle88 February 20, 2024

Shinonionitis

when your shins start acting up after eating onions

I ate a big mac with onions - my Shinonionitis kicking in !!!

by Bdizzle88 February 23, 2024

shinjing

V. From the infinitive 'Shinj' which refers to an erotic maneuver whereby one visits a loved one in the hospital, and lightly fondles them while masturbating at their bedside in the dead of night. In order to qualify as a 'True Shinjing' the act is traditionally followed up with a ceremony in which the shinjer should stare at their shinjing hand for at least eight and half seconds, 9 seconds in the UK, and at any point within this duration complete a whispering chant that is constituted thustly: 'I'm so fucked up...'

When I sent you that image of Arthur the Aardvark's right hand covered in syrup with the subtitle "i'm so fucked up..." it was meant to imply that the shinjing that was occuring what metaphorical in that I would be blowing my load spiritually by showing this girl MiSide the hit video game on our first date.

by Zarkator January 8, 2025