meat sheath

for covering your man meat

billy "hello there tommy how long have you had that attractive meat sheath?"
tommy "oh we have been dating for 3 weeks"

also known as a woman

by syst3mzero November 15, 2005

peep sheath

Sunglasses or any other eye wear.

"I lost my peep sheath again"

by sparksneon January 14, 2007

Sheathing the flaming sword

A risky sex act. A man puts on a condom and covers it in lighter fluid. He then lights it and puts his penis into a vagina.

I’m going to be sheathing the flaming sword with my girl tonight.

by tankajahari December 1, 2022

road sheath

a sock you beat off into while driving

-honey, whats this one sock doing on the backseat of your car?
-oh, that's just my road sheath, you should put it down now.

by Bum Stigity Bum December 3, 2010

sheath your sword

Putting your dick away or chill out

"Damn Bruh sheath your sword."
"I'm not sheathin my sword till 3am tonight baby."

by RawrXD123 March 3, 2017

Cock sheath

Ralph hooks

Yea man, she’s dating that cock sheath.

by soggymattress June 10, 2022

Pre-Fire Illuminati Sheathing

The act of taking a legitimate workplace abbreviation or acronym and turning it into a phrase that is nonsensical purely for the sake of a good hearted laugh that is victimless.

I think that workplace acronym (pfis) stands for Pre-Fire Illuminati Sheathing. Ahhh Mondays...

by ILoveMondays July 24, 2023