Shlocker

This act is a variation of the infamous "Shocker" where you have the Shocker in place, with the addition of the two "pink" fingers spread in the open (or 'peace') position. This locks the Shocker manuever in place. I also call this the Shocker Locker.

I had a spare hand so I gave her the shlocker.

by Sun Devil Dave June 15, 2011

schlocker

I feel the need to elaborate on the shocker..........

The Schlocker: index and middle fingers in the slit, thumb stimulating the clit, and just as she's about to climax, pinky in the trunk. So, much more erotic than the shocker, it's like touching Heaven and reaching for Hell.

by Miss Behavin' April 26, 2006

Schlock Jockey

Designers, inventors or marketers who develop pointless or ego-driven products, and then become more popular due to the controversy generated over their dubious value. Such products are often referred to as Schlock, while the act of developing ego-driven schlock is commonly called Design Masturbation.

That new chair that looks like a turd standing on end,clearly must have been designed by Karim Rashid. He's such a schlock jockey.

by salu1999 October 19, 2009

sclock

basically you can subsitute sclock for any word, but mainly means gay

what the sclock are you doing!
wow max is so sclock
sclock me tonight

by [e-mail] October 12, 2006

shcocked

the art of being shocked because of soemone's cock being big.

"DAMMMM that dudes cock meade me sooo shcocked, it was hugee"

by Random4792 June 3, 2009

Schlockumentary

When a documentary producer fails to shoot sufficient footage and the film then has to be padded out in post production with jokes, skits and irrelevant distractions.

Ironically, the dancing text messages were the best part of that Schlockumentary.

by Bloobo June 11, 2015

sholock

Cock.

Fuck wit' my niggas , catch a sholock in yo' throat.

by TTTTTASTY May 13, 2017