SwastiCock

The holy Grail of offensive images, usually hand drawn, or crudely put together in an art editing program.

It is a collection of cocks, arranged into the shape of a Swastika

bugger me gently, those bastard moderators have just banned me from the Sunday school playgroup social web forum... and just for having an avatar image of a swasticock!

by nicklouse10 June 25, 2009

Spastic edge

A person who is generally good looking but has something about them which isn't quite right whether that be a physical trait or apprearace from certain angles, mannerism or about their style/clothing. Often you know a person has a spastic edge but you cannot quite put your finger on the cause.

"The barman is fit but he's got a spastic edge"

"What a freak - they are a paragon of spastic edges"

by CindaBones March 8, 2009

Shafticles

Shafticels is a rare disease of the male penis, it is defined as when men have balls growing off the shaft of there penis.

OMG put it away justin, no one wants to see your shafticles!

by Flipoutsk8erguy August 23, 2005

Sharticles

A sharticle is any piece of airborne debri resulting from a shart, which is an act halfway between a shit and a fart.

Stray sharticles in the public restroom landed on Hugo's toothbrush while he attempted to clean his teeth at work.

by His Goochness September 28, 2008

Spastic Gay Talk

Crude term used to describe what is today known as Political Correctness

I hate politicians everything they say is spastic gay talk

by Afro DeJack December 9, 2011

skastic

1. since snowboarders 'shred' down the mountain, skiers go 'skastic'
2. awesome

1. i was going skastic down that hill
2. that was so skastic

by briandaman March 8, 2009

Shaspich

1. The creative ways of ignoring the person in order to avoid him/her to attend to an event (e.g. party, trip,...)

The guy has been shaspich(ed) badly several times, since he came to our corridor!

by sunsoul January 3, 2010