sharticle

An article that is "a bit on the poo side", i.e. a filler article of no importance, usually indicative of a slow news day.

Term developed by Stuart Ashen and Barry Lewis (Barshens).

I read a sharticle about a man who has the world's largest toenail collection.

by DH333 July 31, 2016

Shartruse

When someone thinks they must far, but accidentally do so with such force that it leaves a chartreuse color paste in their underwear, a mixture of blood and diarrhea.

A shit, I made shartruse.

by Big Brown boy April 22, 2019

shartcut

The most efficient and direct route to the nearest toilet traversable while maintaining full anal clench.

Unfortunately Michael's shartcut necessitated shoving elderly and children to the floor and pushing a wheelchair out of the overcrowded elevator, as stairs would have broken the seal.

by Shepshape January 1, 2021

Spartacus Breakfast

The veritable breakfast of champions which consists solely of a cigarette with coffee and/or hard liquor.

No way this playa getting though No Nut November without a Spartacus Breakfast each morning.

by ShiverBeyondAppalling November 7, 2023

Bog Sirticus

When someone annoys you and need to keep them preoccupied.

Look up Bog Sirticus
Ok
Screw you

by Noonslayer69 May 6, 2021

smarticus

If you are smarticus, you are very very very smart.

Charlotte - wow you are really smart!!
Holly - I'm smarticus!!!

by BOB-BOB-BOB December 9, 2009

sharticles

The small, brown floaties in the water left after a particularly rank tub fart.

Marilyn had been enjoying her long bathtub soak, but jumped out as soon as she saw a handful of sharticles float by.

by ammster March 30, 2010