Full Sharples

Whilst ill or hungover you sit on the toilet to empty your bowels, then out of nowhere your are sick all over the floor.

"I was so drunk last night I woke up and totally did a full sharples!"

by Bozohawks December 18, 2011

Sharkie

A predatory creature that feeds upon nylon and lycra. Usually female, they tend to feed in packs and attack with very little provocation.

The name 'sharks' originates from the first story that was put on the BlackMilkClothing website when JL decided to take it offline because BMC was so overloaded with orders.

The story was about JL feeling like he had been repeatedly savaged by a pack of sharks (while wearing a Lady Gaga style meat dress. It was a little weird).

"You came, you saw, you nommed! Hope every sharkie got what they were after"

"Sharkies... what a beautiful species. "

"Sharkies.... you're awesome. Mwah!

by Vatican Black November 28, 2012

sharkiesha

Raging ghetto black female with powerful force .

Ex . I will go sharkiesha on you if you touch me .

by No_Love_For_Thots November 28, 2013

Sharley

A beautiful, funny, amazing, perfect girl with long beautiful hair and bright green eyes and a smile that lights up the room. Her smile makes the sun shine and the stars glimmer and her voice makes the birds chirp and the angels sing. Her laugh is the cutest thing in the entire world. And her personality is flawless just like her. She's extremely beautiful and charming and she makes you blush and puts you in a good mood. You fall for her at first sight because of her astounding beauty and personality. She is the definition of perfection and she is what makes my world turn.

Sharley loves Eric? Eric must be the luckiest man on earth.

by Pimpdaddyfresh April 22, 2013

Sparkle Party

A sparkle party is full of lots of hardcore things, like party pants, dancey dance, sparkles and the like. The music playing at said party will probably be a techno-dance blend. Classical pianists are known for their secret love for dance music.

see also: German Sparkle Party

"I had such a kickass time at that Sparkle Party last night. Glad I wore my rubber boots and party pants for dancey dance!"
"Oh my god, heck yeah! i can't get the sparkles out of my hair or off my skin... I think i might see if i can permanently embed them into my flesh."

by Princess Shparkle Party October 7, 2011

Sharkeisha

One of the most ridiculous ghetto names in the history of mankind.

*known for beating up another young woman who also had a ridiculous name, but was far more attractive than her.

Person A: I want to name my baby Sharkeisha,

Person B: Why the fuck would you want that?

Person A: Because, Javonte, Dontarious, Quenchetta just don't fit.

by Ghetto name hunter January 1, 2014

Shartled

v. To be surprised so violently that you poop your pants.

"Man you really shartled me with that rubber spider! I have to go home."

by Markalept October 22, 2009