Shank

To shit and wank at the same time.

Similar to cranking (crying and wanking).

"Man, I've been with my family all day, I'm off for a shank"
"Dude, I had an awesome shank last night, managed to syncronise beautifully"

by Jizzy P. April 23, 2010

Shank

The act of masturbating (wanking) while having a shit.

'Hew mate i had a mint shank last night, self high five!'

by The Phantom Shanker December 15, 2011

Shank

The Pure definition of shank is somebody getting stabbed violently by a homemade knife, these knives are often used in jail to carry out gang orders. The homemade knife is usually made with some kind of scrap metal such as a flattened soup can and usually part of a torn cloth for a handle.

Yo my nigga got shanked last night

by L Robb April 1, 2007

Shank

To hit a wrong note while playing music, or miss a chord change in a song.

"Man, you really shanked that E minor in your solo, dude!"

by mischki December 8, 2004

Shank

An object made from any available object inside a prison or detention center which is used to "shank" or stab someone.

Hook me up with a shank dog.

by Mark Real April 11, 2003

Shank

human leg; part of the leg between the knee and the foot;section of meat cut from the leg of certain animals;

long narrow part of something (such as a nail, pin, etc.)

by anjali December 9, 2003

Shank

To run up to someone and rip down their pants leaving their boxer shorts showing.

To mess something up.

Shit you shank that one hey!

by Simon May 13, 2005