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shapangleonomy

the study of flying shapes slaying retarded unicorns with rabies in a geometry class
Because my geometry teacher never took shapangleonomy, he didn't know how to get rid of all the flying shapes and mentally challenged unicorns with rabies.
by Jonny-Schnouzehncoker December 17, 2008
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Shandale

SHANDALE: proper noun: pronounced \ˈshan-dˈāl\

Gorgeous Man- sometimes referred to as Shandy-(not to be confused with the Irish drink).

A Shandale has a beautiful and spirit, which is often overlooked by his amazing humor. He is strong, driven-and has an admirable focus, that many lack. It is known that he often puts others before himself. He has dreamy eyes and wonderful lips-each kiss speaks to your soul-each look captures your heart. He is sought as a leader-and inspires others-to aspire to be more-but often forgets, how amazing he truly is.

A born leader/builder-often a carpenter, but is experienced in a number of trades. He owns his own company –that will be known worldwide. Shandales are rarely single-Those named Erica or with the last name Castile are usually quite enamored by his qualities-and will spend their whole life being in love with the man that he is.
You usually find only one Shandale, in your lifetime.
Synonyms: intelligent, bright, brilliant, knowing, quick-witted, smart, intellectual
by E.Castile October 18, 2013
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Spandangled

to dangle a ball sack in front of ones face, purely for torture. One may be asked to suck on the ball sack until further notice.
Hey man did u hear about stacey getting spandangled the other night?
by Kaysty August 1, 2006
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spandangle

to jizz or spill sticky liquid
shit dave you spandangled all over her fuckin face!
by mark burns January 3, 2005
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SpankDangle

SpankDangle - to spank or strike dangling testicles with an open hand, or any instrument, utensil, or tool with a flat or curved surface.

Someone who enjoys having their dangling testicles spanked is a SpankDangler.

Someone who enjoys spanking dangling testicles is called a DangleSpanker.
She Spankdangled her mate with a wooden spoon.

She is a wicked DangleSpanker
by Saybish November 9, 2019
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spamdangled

Being totally wasted out your face on alcohol.
Spamdangled happens when you consume 2 bottles of Sambucca, 10 pints and a glass of red wine.
by Max Evans December 27, 2008
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Shidangle

Like Shinnanignes, a term used to explain strange events
by manemem March 8, 2010
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