Shameglasses

The biggest, roundest sunglasses you can find to hide your face as you do something REALLY embarrassing. They probably end up drawing more attention to you, but you don't care, since you don't have to look anyone in the eye.

I had to drive my mom's car into town and wouldn't you know it the El Molino cheerleaders were having a fundraising bake sale in front of Safeway. Luckily I was wearing my shameglasses, so driving a car with the license plate that says GRANNIE wasn't so bad.

by miwok September 6, 2010

Sameness

The definition of sameness is the same as when u say same but with ness added to the end to be extra...

Friend 1: I enjoy shopping
Friend 2: Sameness

by Holly Ems May 16, 2019

shoelessed

A term given for a statement that has no relevance to the previous question.

These questions show a shoelessed answer.

Q. Do think it will rain today?
A. we are going to mango.

Q. Should we call the bus?
A. John has done a good job

by exzimbo February 7, 2009

absolute shambles

British slang meaning nonsense, hogwash, etc.

The Leicester City FC soccer player, Jamie Vardy, considered the fact that the team's manager got fired after a loss as absolute shambles.

by Light_Soul March 26, 2017

Seamless Pantyhose

High quality pantyhose without seams in the crotch area. The single most sexy item a woman could wear. Never should be worn with panties underneath and should be worn by all women, but only if they want their man to be turned on more than ever before.

You are not a proper pantyhose model unless you own a pair of seamless pantyhose!

by dale tuna June 2, 2011

Shamblesgrove

This is what happens when a girl with a fetish for hair attacks a man at the bar by ripping his top few buttons in order to determine how much hair she is actually dealing with. If the level of hairiness pleases the woman, she will eventually sleep with the guy.

Jesus Charles, what happened to you last night?

I was Shamblesgroved.

by yooniverse187 June 29, 2009

shamefest

A kind of perverse celebration held to acknowledge something a group of people have done shamefully wrong.

This New Year’s Eve our family has chosen to have a shamefest in lieu of a party since we all admittedly voted for Putin’s BItch.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 23, 2018