sex machine

Chad Zowacki

yo, Sex machine mang...

by Beef December 12, 2003

slovenian sex machine

Now this ones goes back generations. A Slovenian Sex Machine is a middle aged man (preferably Hispanic) who adopts a lifestyle of sleeping with Slovenian mothers and then grilling their Slovenian children for a quick midnight feast. Those who attempt this ritual should do it at night time to stop the detection of the the Daddy’s

Daddy: Shamima, why is there smoke coming from the garden?

Shamima: I don’t know let me check...

*sees their two healthy Slovenian children on a medium heat above a fire on a spit. They appear to be medium rare, just the way Daddy likes it*

Shamima: DAMMIT!! It was my Slovenian Sex Machine again!! CURSE YOUUUUU

by BigButchLesbo March 22, 2019

Sex Machine

Somebody who is sexually active. That to a machine. They continually have sex as if it were programmed in a machine... It is disgusting.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about Sydney?
Person 2: Yeah, what about her?
Person 1: She has slept with so many people. INCLUDING ALEX.
Person 2: Wow. What a sex machine

by HerTitsRFake March 18, 2009

gas tank for a sex machine

a cute/sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly

woman: I like your beer belly, let's get a beer some time?
man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; besides, it's not a beer belly it's my gas tank for a sex machine
woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks existed.

by Sexydimma February 24, 2015

Sex Machine

Gal OR Anej

Damn he is such an Sex Machine

by Slovenski ginget April 8, 2021

sex machine

someone who is uncontrollably sexy

Woah, Diako is a sex machine!

by ivanyang June 12, 2021

gas tank for a sex machine

A cute/ sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly

Woman: I like your beer belly, let's go get a beer some time?
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.

by Sexydimma September 17, 2016