A serious condition in which the expulsions from your ass smell like sewer gas. This condition commonly occurs after eating ethnic foods, especially anything containing beans or broccoli. It is important to warn others of this condition before exposing them to it. Common symptoms of exposure include watery eyes, vomiting, and general disgust with the foul odor associated with this ailment.
John: "Whoa! That Indian buffet I had for lunch gave me some serious sewer ass!"
Rachel: "Oh my GOD! What is that smell? Will you please flush the toilet? I can't breathe through the smell of that nasty sewer ass!"
Frank: "Fair warning... I just farted and it appears that the bean burrito I ate has given me a bad case of sewer ass."
The titanic of the toilet!! Big over sized turd, held together with Ass Jell-O, corn chunks and fibers, as if was a male sporting its feathers to make you stare at its beauty. The most dominating of the turd family. This turd is by design hard to choke down the toilet and sometimes needs a “coat hanger” to break it up before the big sewer trip
OMG!!! Who shanked the big turd? That’s not a turd sweetheart, that's a Sewer Pickle. This is sure to get you some attention from the wife, a high five and a big congrats among friends
Resembling mashed together modeling clay. The firmest member of the fecal family. Most often identified with having to be broken with a ruler or stick to properly dispose of. Known for it's painful, rectal stretching properties. Distinguished by its mottled color, similar to a marblized, aged uncooked steak. Brought on by an high fat, "tavern diet".
"after three hours at the bar, eating cheese curds, beer and that double cheeseburger, I went home and left a nasty Sewer Steak....."
"I hate it when Bob comes over.....he always leaves a Sewer Steak floating in the bowl."