Senior Author Presentation

The most dreaded project given to the Senior Class at Coram Deo Academy. The assignment is that the student choose an author and then do a ridiculous amount of research and writing about this author to present to the class. The ritual takes place in this order. 1) Present bound annotated bibliography as a sacrifice to appease the teacher, 2) Pray that the PowerPoint doesn’t screw up, 3) spread treats among the class to suppress there criticism, 4) give your lecture for 55 minutes. This assignment is used to create a “Dementor” effect on student. The project feeds off the happiness of the student leaving them with a hopeless amount of stress and biographies.

Person A: “Hey! You coming with us to see the movie tonight”
Person B: “Nope. I have to work on my Senior Author Presentation”
Person A: “Oh yah. I forgot. Maybe we can do something after its over.”

by hodiedodie April 18, 2010

Senior mode

A state of being only accessible by intelligent high school seniors. When in this state the user gives almost no fucks about anything besides graduation and will gleefully take detentions or being written up since they know they just have ONE more year of prison (High School)

Teacher "One more lip out of you and I'm sending you to the deans."

Doug "Aww you think that scares me? I'm in damn Senior Mode punk."

Teacher "Oh uh, don't mind me then."

by A Human Male November 2, 2020

Seniormaxxing

Getting older, aging.

It's my birthday. I'm seniormaxxing.

by Doctor Wojak October 20, 2021

Senior citizen sandwich

To have a three way with two senior citizens

GUY 1: so how was bingo last night?

GUY 2: Awesome I brought home two hot GILFs and I got myself in the middle of a senior citizen sandwich!

by Salvador Dolly Parton January 21, 2013

Selim

The sexiest, hottest, most cunning person you'll ever meet. He will conduct intense psychoanalysis on you. He is like a sweet, cold glass of water on a hot august night. He is the sun and the moon, and all of the stars combined into one. He rests at the pinnacle of the alpha chain, and is the ultimate alpha. He is the Devil and an angel, a lover in the midnight sky, a graceful eagle gliding high, a last goodbye, the sigh when you finish a project, yes, that sigh. Like a red fox in the cold autumn night, he will weasel his way to your heart, watch out!

Selim makes me cream.
I love Selim, he is just the best!
I have a real passion for Selim.
Selim is my step-father now.

by selzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz June 1, 2021

senior walk out

When the entire senior class decides to stage a walk out in the middle of the day. Usually done in the second semester, and sometimes is even the senior prank (but mostly there is the prank, and the walk out).

Tomorrow, we're staging a senior walk out.

by toee February 2, 2007

senior moment

A lapse of memory, logic or mental function which is atypical or unusual. The individual suffering the event, may not necessarily be advanced in age, although senior citizens are more likely to experience an occurrence.

Mom had a "senior moment" yesterday when she poured laundry detergent into the dryer.

by Gizmoitus September 30, 2003