Seminifirous tablodial buttnoid

Seminifirous: semen carying
tablodial: in a tubeular shape
buttnoid: the little blue men who live in your ass and have lamps on there heads so they can see in the depths of your ass to push the turds out

i cant shit. my Seminifirous tablodial buttnoids are on vacation

by Chris the Great March 7, 2004

semanatics

a word you use to further piss off detailed oriented people when they're squabbling over what clearly are to you, moot points, or matters of minor significance, surface shit. when used correctly, it elicits immediate correction from the offended party.

- "cucumbers are my favorite vegetable"
- "actually, cucumbers are a fruit"
- "whatever, enough semanatics"
- "it's semantics, and i don't see how that applies to this"

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

seanie

A cool guy who is loved by everybody and is kind, but has bad luck with the ladies. He knows how to party, and is a great person to borrow money off randomly. Always makes sex comments but is secretly a virgin

Seanie Boy

by John Magnus November 10, 2013

Samani

Samani is a very silly,funny,and creative person to hang out with.She gets good grades but is also a baddie.She is a dancer and can brighten anyone's day.

Yo,Samani,good to see you

by Lilly pa tilly January 27, 2019

Selani

A beautiful,funny, lovely dark skinned girl who has so many friends its scary. When she leaves a school all her friends will be crying for days.

freind 1: OMG i luv selani. why did she have to leave? :(
friend 2: i don't know but she has sooo many friends and i luv her soo much

by Secret Admirer 10456 March 4, 2009

Semantics

An argument, or a type of guarantee that the outcome of your statement can be taken in two or more ways which will benefit you in either way it’s perceived. The *careful* use of semantics can be applied to situations which allow you to be right in any reverse query. You’re basically using their own ignorance against them. See example...

“I put up an ad on craigslist and used your picture.” This could mean the person used a picture that the other party has taken of them, or they used a picture of the other party. The answer has been concealed within semantics and incomplete phrasing.

by Seanus Unaes February 26, 2018

Semenilla

When a girl who blows you is choking and overflowing with your cum

Man: Oh yes more more lick me more!!!!

Chic giving head: Agh, *cough* *cough*, I can't *gasping*

Man: Oh damnz you got the Semenillaz

by Swirly-KJ March 27, 2009