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Select & Save

A marvellous 24/7 store located in Broomhill, Sheffield. It is home to the infamous pone bone wine and £8 vodka.

When we say 24/7, we mean 24/7, 365 days of the year. They really love selecting & saving.

Beloved of students everywhere due to their erratic sleeping patterns and frequent need of alcohol and munchies.

King Edwards kids are just sour because they've starting ID'ing now.

May also be referred to as Nisa, by the elders, or spend and save by people fond of their Tesco-competing offers.
Student 1:It's 4am, where will I go to get doritoes/alcohol/pone bone?

Student 2: It's ok, select & save is open ;)
by Maximator June 29, 2011
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Selective Service

The federal cabinet agency of the US Government that pools registrations of all US males ages 18 to 26 for possible coerced enlistment in the military in the event of a war.

While they threaten all registration evaders with 5 years in federal prison and a $250,000 dollar fine, I'm sure all the rich Republicrat politicians kids are all exempt from the requirement.
Look at Selective Service forcing all these young Americans to sign up..what a Soviet like agency.
by Piranha May 17, 2006
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Selective Texting

Reading and replying to text messages that interest you
Marie sent Johnny a text that said how was your weekend & I miss you. Johnny ignored the I miss you and answered about his weekend. He is selective texting back.
by Lifeisfullofgrapes August 21, 2013
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natural selection

1. the main process behind evolution, as stated by Charles Darwin. Also known as survival of the fittest, meaning those with superior traits are more likely to pass on their genes to the next generation.

This is how life on Earth has progressed for millions of years, driven by instincts encoded into the DNA of all living things. But sadly, as a result of several factors, including exponential intelligence, irrational emotions, etc, the species Homo sapiens is slowing down in terms of evolution. Due to the successful creation of societies and advancements in the sciences of medicine, humans have become exempt from the laws of natural selection, leading to degeneration within the species.

NOTE: THIS IS NOT A RACIST OPINION IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. THIS IS NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH CRAP LIKE SOCIAL DARWINISM OR BULLSHIT LIKE THAT. The point is, civilization has brought physical evolution of humanity to a halt. Medical and genealogical studies have revealed that those living in less industrialized or progressed regions or eras, differences in hygiene and anatomical knowledge aside, were more healthy and adaptable than people living in high-level civilizations. Or something like that.

Anyways, that's my opinion. Natural Selection doesn't apply to humans as long as humans stay indoors. Due to lapses in judgment, the "Unnatural Selection" that we have imposed on ourselves will bring doom to our species. Have a nice day!
fanaticalreligiousperson1: Natural selection doesn't exist!

concernedrationalperson2: True, in humanity's case. Otherwise, you're retarded.
by aka_Pyro May 29, 2007
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Boom Selecta

Boom Selecta is synonymous with DJ or disk jockey. This can be any person at any level who is choosing the music for a party, club, or social event. In proper English it would be Boom Selector, however Selecta sounds better. In other words, a Boom Selecta is someone who selects mad booms.
Yo! Boom Selecta play dat new Wayne track.
by Twinesniper44 April 25, 2010
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selective hearing

one posseses this quality when they hear only what they would like to hear.
"Jimmy, do the laundry and the you can go to the movies."

"Sweet! I can go to the movies!"

"AFTER YOU DO THE LAUNDRY!"

"What? You never said i had to do the laundry."

"I swear, you have selective hearing"
by amrgkm January 29, 2009
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Natural Selection

Law of the world where the stupid, ignorant and stubborn people die first.
While they think they are immune to Covid-19, people who don't wear masks and practice social distancing will be the first ones to die, this is natural selection so that only smart people survive.
by joeyhtc May 4, 2020
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