National Throw Your Average Sized Friend Day

National Throw Your Average Sized Friend Day! On this day you can throw anyone that is a normal size!!

“Marina it’s National Throw Your Average Sized Friend Day!” I said! “NO” yelled Marina quickly before I threw her.

by mousegiraffe October 23, 2019

seize the cheese

meaning to do something proper!

man you really can seized the cheese on that jib!

he is deff gonna seize the cheese on this prime byard rail.

by drewdavv January 18, 2011

lovely sized

small, midget, short-arse

he's tall and you're... lovely sized

by secretlysmall October 28, 2009

Grinch-sized load

A large pile of random things, usually in the bed of beater truck, tied down so poorly & arranged so precariously that you're sure that, while driving behind it, something will fall off, crack your windshield or cause major damage to your vehicle.
Any truck so full of junk & miscellaneous items that when pass them,you expect to see the Grinch at the wheel & his dog Max running in front to keep the whole thing going.

Lynne: Look at that truck with the swing set, 3 bikes, sheet rock, a fridge, mattresses held down by a twist tie!
Dalton: What were they thinking, hauling such a Grinch-sized load!

by Mama goose January 6, 2014

Skal - sized

a way to describe someone as fat

"bro that cat is so fat it's Skal - sized

by crimynuts October 24, 2023

Fun sized

A short girl who everyone loves. She is bubbly, sweet, and bounces around being friends with everybody. She has a great rack and will most likely ask you for piggy back rides.

Becca: Can I have a piggy back ride?
Dude: Of course you can. You're fun sized!

by arstdderpvelopment January 3, 2014

Fun Sized

When one can be picked up and carried anywhere and fucked wherever, similar to the convenience of a fun sized candy bar.

That girl last night was fun sized

by Tallboi92 March 4, 2019