Strumming the banjo

Fingering the Poo c in a musical way

I walked in on my mom strumming the banjo last night.

by EvanderkaneslittleG March 4, 2015

scrumpin

Having sexual intercourse.

We were scrumpin like rabbits.

by lhpdonkey August 21, 2003

scrimmins

noun, in reference to one's leftovers. Specifically relating to the act of having sexual relations with a loose broad, previously banged out by your boys, but not limited to; pizza, cigarettes, warm beer, numbies, or anything else found half way desirable by a man who is incapable of fulfilling his needs, whatever they may be.

Peyton: Dude I totally banged Svetlana last night
Pimp: Been there, done that.
Peyton: What's that supposed to mean, asshole.
Pimp:It means you got scrimmins, cuz.

At the end of a bag of salt and vinegar chips, a man in need humbly states....."Yo dude, let me get that scrimmins."

The situation = two dudes, late night, one cig....
Oye dah, fuck shorts, fuck jailhouse, give me scrimmins on that cig.

by mackanooks April 17, 2008

Urban Scrumping

Urban Scrumping Walking into a supermarket or store and taking a bag of apples with out paying.

Andy "I scrump off a farm near me"
Madde " DAMN! I have to go urban scrumping at tesco!"

by Madde February 7, 2008

Scrummination

the act of being scrummy

that cookie was pure scrummination

by frogleapsonthelillypad October 10, 2023

Strumming the flesh guitar

synonym: Fapping - The art of making love to yourself

Daniella went home to for a session strumming the flesh guitar

by Woland1337 March 3, 2017

Strumming the mekelele

Masturbating. Stripping wire. Wanking

What the hell is taking Robby so long in the shower?
Leave the boy alone. He's probably just strumming the mekelele.

by Bonerskid March 17, 2017