Scrotal Jackhammer

Beating the living shit out of the testicles with a large, heavy inanimate object to the point of annihilation.

You are going to get a scrotal jackhammer if you keep poking me in my eye you fucking monkey.

by Edge November 21, 2004

scrotal rejection

When a girl or woman sees her boyfriend naked for the first time and his scrotum is so ugly that she doesn't want to see him anymore.

Everything was going so fine until I got dumped out of scrotal rejection.

by Mr. DNA November 19, 2004

scrotal eclipse

The act of placing a scrotum over one's eyes, thereby restricting the amount of ambient light that an individual can perceive.

When I woke up I thought I had overslept, but soon realized that I was temporarily blinded by a scrotal eclipse.

by hoary marmot August 31, 2010

Scrotalidarity

The mutual pain all men feel in their scrotum upon seeing another man take a blow to the nuts, be it in person or on video.

Jeff: "Damn! Did you just see Brienne nail The Hound in the balls? That made mine hurt."

Roger: "Mine too man. That's scrotalidarity."

by The33rdGhola June 21, 2014

scrotal shot

When you make a cup using your ball sack skin and a person drinks an alcoholic shot from the ball sack cup.

That stag do was insane, we invented the scrotal shot.

by Dr.A-double July 26, 2016

Scrotal equinox

When testicles are placed upon a set of eyes in a fashion which no light can shine past

What a wonderful night for a scrotal equinox

by NarpSeal July 1, 2016

scrotalingist

skrō • də • 'liNG • gist

noun: scrotalingist; plural noun: scrotalingists
a person who protects or fawns on another to benefit himself/herself
similar: ass kisser, brown noser, sycophant, toady, arse licker, butt kisser, kiss-ass.
origin: from Latin, from scrotum "scrotum" + lingere "lick."

"A narcissist will to surround himself with scrotalingists who flatter him."
"The scrotalingist will get a promotion sooner than the person who does not cow-tow to the boss."

by Buftup October 12, 2019