Itchies & Scratchies

Itchies and Scratchies (n): the prolonged feeling of itchiness surrounding the labia majora following a hot and heavy session of clitoral rubbing. Inspiration pulled from the Simpson’s “Itchy & Scratchy Show”.

“I just have this tickling sensation every now and then around my bush, I really hope it’s not some sort of infection.”

“When was the last time you gave good ol’ Peggy a rub?”

“30 minutes ago.”

“Girl, you’ve got a case of the Itchies & Scratchies!”

by Mulchmuncher9 August 23, 2023

Scratchy-man

very scratchy. and ratchet. stares at you intensely. needs someone to hold his hand. has a big butt. and a crooked smile. nevertheless we love them. More often than not an artist.

That artist is looking kind of scruffy.
Must be a Scratchy-man.

by tealover13 April 11, 2023

Scratchy

Scratchy means that if Daniel touches you will get the scratch virus that stays there all your life

"I am so scratchy that blood is coming out

by Randololo October 30, 2020

Scratchy

Medical grade Marijuana. Named for it's jagged serrated edges on the leaf edge. As though it might scratch you to touch it.

He hung that Scratchy in his bedroom to dry out and was coughing all night.

by smoky eyeball November 13, 2011

Scratchy Bum-Hole

When you don't cut your nails for a week and scratch deep in your butthole so that you get brown under your fingernails.

Bro, my fingernails are so dirty because I just scratchy bum-hole'd myself.

by Dookiepoopy September 24, 2023

scratchy-gasm

When someone is brought to the point of utmost joy, and/or lowest submission via scratchies.

Can be addictive like a drug.

"The best day of my life was when I had my first scratchy-gasm."

"I'm so addicted to scratchy-gasms that I'll do whatever it takes to get more!"

by chazz122 July 29, 2012

Itchy-Scratchy

When something is really uncomfortable or makes you feel awkward.

"That boy won't stop looking at me"

"It's giving itchy-scratchy"

by Starchild42 May 30, 2022