Itchies and Scratchies (n): the prolonged feeling of itchiness surrounding the labia majora following a hot and heavy session of clitoral rubbing. Inspiration pulled from the Simpson’s “Itchy & Scratchy Show”.
“I just have this tickling sensation every now and then around my bush, I really hope it’s not some sort of infection.”
“When was the last time you gave good ol’ Peggy a rub?”
“30 minutes ago.”
“Girl, you’ve got a case of the Itchies & Scratchies!”
“When was the last time you gave good ol’ Peggy a rub?”
“30 minutes ago.”
“Girl, you’ve got a case of the Itchies & Scratchies!”
by Mulchmuncher9 August 23, 2023
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by tealover13 April 11, 2023
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Get the Scratchy mug.Medical grade Marijuana. Named for it's jagged serrated edges on the leaf edge. As though it might scratch you to touch it.
by smoky eyeball November 13, 2011
Get the Scratchy mug.When you don't cut your nails for a week and scratch deep in your butthole so that you get brown under your fingernails.
by Dookiepoopy September 24, 2023
Get the Scratchy Bum-Hole mug.When someone is brought to the point of utmost joy, and/or lowest submission via scratchies.
Can be addictive like a drug.
Can be addictive like a drug.
"The best day of my life was when I had my first scratchy-gasm."
"I'm so addicted to scratchy-gasms that I'll do whatever it takes to get more!"
"I'm so addicted to scratchy-gasms that I'll do whatever it takes to get more!"
by chazz122 July 29, 2012
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