by gregmaster April 18, 2010
1.The act of trying to scoop up your soap in the changing room / prison showers, as fast as possible, in order to avoid suprise sex or rape. Often the faster you scramble the more the soap slips away creating panic and more slipping until you gain a couple of inches. The act of being penetrated when soap scrambling creates more shock and panic for the victim.
1. Dude after football the other day i dropped the soap in the changing room showers and mattew owned me as i was soap scrambling.
by Dunzel October 19, 2006
Example:
I met this hot Latin girl at the club we had a lot to drink, so we went to my car and I gave her an Anaheim scramble.
I met this hot Latin girl at the club we had a lot to drink, so we went to my car and I gave her an Anaheim scramble.
by HarleyDFLSTC March 17, 2016
I had cheesedick so bad that I decided to go fuck a homeless woman and make a little scrambled smegs. The sex was hot. The smell was not.
by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2018
a game in which loose change is loudly rolled across a floor, often in a cafeteria or classroom, with the goal being to see who will dive for the penny or nickel you rolled. one who dives for loose change is identified as a scurf.
the 'scramble' aspect of it is most entertaining when multiple scurfs butt heads and wrestle for the meager coinage.
the 'scramble' aspect of it is most entertaining when multiple scurfs butt heads and wrestle for the meager coinage.
>heath, wanna go play scurfy scramble next period?
>nah, let's go kife stuff from Dollar General instead.
>nah, let's go kife stuff from Dollar General instead.
by elemental May 07, 2005
Most frequently seen in pornographic films; occurs when a male is having sexual intercourse with another person in any orifice but the mouth, and when realizing he is about to ejaculate, scrambles awkwardly towards the partner's facial region, to ensure that the expending fluids will make contact with the recievers face.
"when the waiter at my local diner offered me a side scramble, i was dissatisfied with the results and left with an empty stomach."
"If I see him again, im going to kick him in the head and give 'em the old side scramble!"
"If I see him again, im going to kick him in the head and give 'em the old side scramble!"
by ShanaShawna March 12, 2008
Start your morning by tossing raw eggs into your underwear and moving your penis in a circular motion as if actually whisking. Use mixture to cook scrambled eggs or an omelet as you would. Possibilities are Endless!
Person A: Yo bro I made my girl some scrambled dick for breakfast this morning.
Person B: Great way to start off your day!
Person B: Great way to start off your day!
by KidsWearStripes August 30, 2016