Great Scones!

a phrase that can be used in the place of "Oh my God!" or "Wow!"

Inspired by the band rooney and the members Robert Camine, Taylor Locke, Ned Brower, Louie Stephens and Matt Winter

"great scones I did well on my Math Test!"

or

"Melissa, did you hear? Rooney's playing with Phantom Planet on Tuesday. Great Scones!"

by Why Try? March 8, 2004

Whore·o·scope

1. Forecast of a person's slutty future.

2. A viewing instrument such as a periscope or telescope used for loose women.

1. "That chick's Whore·o·scope indicates she's gonna give that dude a hand job on the taxi ride home."

2. "The OBGYN has to use a Whore·o·scope on your mom's lady parts."

by jane_bot February 10, 2010

scope-eye

A condition caused by keeping one's eye too close to the scope of a rifle when firing. The kickback forces the scope into the shooter's eye, leaving a nasty bruise.

Jeff was so inent on sniping the grouse that he got scope-eye. What a scope-eyed bitch.

by KevinMorrigan February 23, 2009

Molecular Scope

A well known flash animation in the chemistry world that is a just a bit too popular among some who take high school chemistry.

Teacher: Today we will...
Jhoon: Molecular Scope?
Teacher: No
Class: Awwwwwww

by PointyBagels May 20, 2010

Kaya Scodelario

An actress from britian with a hot british accent.

Kaya Scodelario is in a famous show called skins where she is refered to as Effy where she does many drugs and has sex multiple times.

by nonapope February 22, 2011

Drop Scone

A brutally rough bowel movement that feels like your ass is being ripped apart by shitting a long, dry, stale coffee shop scone. Typically induced from dehydration caused by a long night of excessive alcohol consumption.

Carl needed some Prep H after he busted a bloody roid. His drop scone split his ass open.

by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2017

Cerebral Sconezy

When you drink an egregious amount of alcohol, smoke one bowl of weed and you transform into a state of temporary shaking in which you cannot control your movements or complete menial tasks.

Jimmy: Holy Sh*t! John drank so much tonight and now he’s smoking?

(5 min later)

Anthony: lol, look at John he’s shaking out of control

Jimmy: I knew he was going to go into cerebral sconezy

by hawkeye17 June 19, 2020