Schmedium

When you where a tight button-up shirt so tight that the buttons are about to burst."

"Damn, that dude is rockin a schmedium. Put on your protective glasses to protect you from flying buttons"

by Double Alex A December 6, 2013

Schmede

The shortened form of "social media," as made popular on the Dare Daniel Podcast. By using "schmede" instead of "social media," you will in fact save time, which means a savings of energy. It's an ecofriendly term that frees up your thumbs and voice to focus on more pressing matters.

You can find us on all your favorite schmede apps.
Follow us on schmede.
Crosspromote on all schmede.

by ProfessorHorror September 1, 2020

Slimedick

A male dopewhore, will often be dating a female dealer.

Man, you only with her cause she's dealing. You slimedickin' motherfucker.

by The Baroness 417 June 21, 2021

slimedawg

A friend who slimes all over the chat girls in your community, doing anything to become best friends with them and slime. Spend hours on social media trying to slime his way into little girls panty's

friend : Checkout "slimedawg", he's sliming all over the place

slimedawg : Hey babe, im the slime..u mirin'

by the snitchuation July 6, 2011

SCIED

Sidecar-borne improvised explosive device, in which the operator of the motorcycle/scooter pulls an ejection handle to jettison a sidecar filled with explosives, performing a drive-by attack.

Look out for that Haj on the scooter, he could have a SCIED!

by Stryker Repulsation August 19, 2008

Scimeca

A particularly useless large-nosed footballer, who struts around like he thinks he's Franz Beckenbauer.

Riccy Scimeca, Leicester City FC.

by Rich January 3, 2004

schmedley

Noun, used to describe something topical in a conversation or an activity between two people. It communicates by way of the connection between the two people.

I.e. Two people involved in let's say fixing a computer... "Hey, pass the me the schmedly (alan key), I need to take out the tape-back up..." or "can you grab me a schmedley (leash) while you're up there? I need to take the dog for a walk..."

by Trevor Parker October 25, 2007