Schlarfden

moist

Wow, she was really schlarfden last night when we were making out.

by TheBanditDen September 26, 2010

Aiken Scholars Academy

A school created in aiken meant to join all of the "smart" children together. If you go there, you're one of three types of students; really gay, athletic as hell, or the teacher's pet. Our school song is i want it that way so that's a bonus but we also don't have any sports so that's a big downside.

guy 1: oh you go to Aiken Scholars Academy?
guy 2: yeah it's crackhead central

by WhosJoe69 December 9, 2019

Wrecks Rhode Scholar

A person who is semi-self educated. Acts like a Soopah Genius yet never thinks for themselves. Takes credit for what others have done. Supremely smug in his/her self-importance. Never knows when to stop. The rest of the world is stupid, in the eyes of this Soopah Genius. Constantly congratulates himself.
Well documented in the cartoon world by Wiley Coyote, Soopah Genius.

Wow, get a load of the Wrecks Rhode Scholar, he came up with that all on his own.

by Green Curtain October 11, 2007

scholarshipping

the act of looking at a scholarship website and praying that something applicable will turn up. then mailing out countless applications in hopes that someone else will be kind enough to pay your substantial college debts for you

I wasted a perfectly good Saturday scholarshipping by writing a fictitious letter to my congressman about suggestions for controlling overpopulation in the United States for the Negative Population Growth (NPG) scholarship

by faerie16 March 29, 2009

blue scholars

probably the best hip-hop group ever. comin out of seattle they won't sound like much until you grab one of their cds because they are amazing. the blue scholars are goin on tour around the US right now with hieroglyphics who are amazing too so check it out.

Dude: Hey man did you hear the blue scholars are comin to Seattle next week?
Man: dude! i had tickets for them last year!

by i a n g May 25, 2008

scholar

to excel in schoolwork to the point of making one cool at some level; similar to baller

Derrick just scored again with the ladies...what a baller.
Leroy just got an A on his calculus test...dude, he's such a scholar.

scholin!

by Lauren and Nicole July 22, 2007

Stolared

When something (expectedly) goes horribly wrong because of someone's stupidity. Usually, just one person in the room 'Stolars' things up all the time. Synonym: Cursed.

"Oh, there he goes again! He Stolared it! There's no fixing it now." (as a kid backs his car up into a fence.)

"Don't touch it! You're gonna Stolar it. Let me handle this instead."

by MatchNL April 18, 2005