schitari

Noun. Adj. A group of muslims that lived from 896 B.C. to 35 C.E. typically credited with the invention of the blow job.

Sometimes I suspect that Leslie is partly Schitari.

by chow Meister November 16, 2012

Schitu

Schitu is a small village from constanta. Peasents from there don't usually have internet connection and you will probably run over wild boars if you drive there. People from schitu don't like tuzleans and are usually enemies.

Why are you always carrying 5 liters of water?
We don't have such things in Schitu

by RusuFlori February 6, 2023

Beer schlitz

The uncontrollable diarrhea one gets from consuming large amounts of schlitz beer

Dude, don't go in the bathroom for awhile. I had the massive beer schlitz.

by Milwaukeelover January 16, 2011

Schmitz

A tall, red-haired person who gets high off of weed 24-7. Usually eating cheap tacos and inhaling incense.

You look as stoned as Schmitz!

by samiam6977 January 17, 2009

schlitz-faced

One who is shit-faced on cheap booze, such as Schlitz beer.

The girl at Snake and Jake's was so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool without provocation.

by Anomaly July 8, 2005

schlitzed

Drunk on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.

Your mom and I got schlitzed last night at my place.

by Anomaly July 12, 2005

Schnibble

A mythical creature in Boozookian legend that is rumored to create peace and prosperity in times of dire need. A mutant messiah, if you will.

This is a major plot point of the 1994 French computer game 'The Bizarre Adventures of Woodruff and the Schnibble of Azimuth', which approximately 14 people have played and only 8 have finished.

Alternately, it can be used as an insult, which, in the *real world*, is pretty much the only usage of the word that won't make people question your sanity.....maybe.

One day, the Schnibble will arrive, and free us from oppression...

By the Schnibble's beard, you're really pissing me off!!!

You Schnibble-head!

by Skibs McCullock November 30, 2009