schmungo

scruffy no-bread dog

Any scruffy, seedy,smelly, hairy mongrel is a schmungo

by Tina Lombardi August 14, 2006

schmung

gay porn

you love schmung

by schmung master June 28, 2003

Schmooing

Description of lesbian sex

Look at them schmooing against each other

by Lady Zim February 26, 2009

Schmawing

To schmooze. To make small talk for connections. To talk with aquaintance to boost yourself in thier eyes. To make buisness connections or aquaintance. To meet others with same interest.

I said to Bill that I was schmawing with John so my band could play at his show.

by Moe J December 8, 2007

Schmucking around

goofing off, wasting time

Stop schmucking around! There's work to do!

by N Wilgus October 17, 2008

schming

something that goes wrong and is spazzed up

someone who hits someone else in the face but brakes his hand coz they went SCHMING

by jay12344321123 July 11, 2006

Schmucking

Sitting and/or laying down while doing absolutely nothing without sleeping. In between chilling and napping. The more you schmuck the less you want to chill and the more you want to nap. To Schmuck.

Brian: Where is Greg?
Eric: Greg is schmucking in the bedroom. He got up showered and ate then started schmucking.

by Eric and Greg August 1, 2008