Schmidhead

A Schmidhead is traditionally performed by either Kathie(nice hillbilly spelling) or Bob Schmid. Pulling a Schmidhead occurs when either Bob or Kathie befriend someone for the sole purpose of using them. They operate under the guise of being decent people. They are so self absorbed that even their own children are neglected.

In order to staff his side business, Bob actually "pimped" his daughter. To keep Chad happy and employed, Bob agreed to let the two sleep together under his roof. Oops, I forgot to mention that she was a junior in high school at the time. Bob, father of the year you are not. You and you wife, are complete pieces of shit.
"Hey Bill, you really "tried" to fuck those people over. Your a real Schmidhead."

by the playa January 24, 2005

schlud

an ingrown pubic hair--usually infected, my accompany pimples

Dr. Laura rubbed ointment all over her schluds.

by shyjason September 5, 2005

schmuckatelli

the last name for the marine corps version of 'john doe', which is joe schmuckatelli.

every joe schmuckatelli will tell you that the marine corps taught him how to kill. what he did get taught was how to stay alive in a high stress situation.

by trevor plantangenent November 23, 2019

schmuckenschmick

The real 3rd gender, usually assigned to those by the name of Tyler. Not Tyler, sorry my ni🅱️🅱️a

Person: So you’re a male or a female?
Tyler: Actually, I identify as Schmuckenschmick

by Not clever enough for names April 28, 2019

Schmidtfaced

When you attend Texas wesleyan’s GPNA program and you really want to go out and drink but instead you stay in and study hard for Dr. Schmidt’s next A&P exam

Ready to get schmidtfaced !

by RRNA104 October 25, 2019

Kate Schmidt

Hottest character in Fear street 1994 who didn’t deserve to die

“ Omg Kate Schmidt is so fine “

by 69cheese July 26, 2021

schmuck-on-wheels

derogatory term used to express disbelief towards a personal request made by somebody who appears to be taking advantage of one's good nature

originated from the classic 90's movie 'Goodfellas', and as such must be said in a heavy Italian accent.

person 1: "mate, reckon you could give me a lift to the train station at 4am tomorrow? i'll buy you a packet of skittles"
person 2: "what do i look like, a schmuck-on-wheels?"

by D-Bizz November 27, 2006