schlander

A very small penis

Caleb has a schlander.

by ALiv December 18, 2014

schlan

a tan occurring on the penis or "schlong", from which it gets it's namesake. essentially a contraction of "schlong tan".

"Hey guys, do you mind if we move up to the nude end of the beach? I'd like to work on my schlan a bit while the sun is still high in the sky."

As heard at the nude beach: "Wow man, you must've logged some serious hours out here to achieve a schlan like that."

by Deep Dark Tropical Schlan September 3, 2009

der weiner schlinger

An over-the-shoulder devise used by an oversized man that shoots Fairbury hotdogs to distracted Husker fans at Nebraska sporting events.

"Der weiner schlinger has got to go!"

by andersonland.org June 30, 2004

schloinker

An affectionate term for one's penis.

My schloinker brought it's A game today.

by I am me and sometimes why April 2, 2010

Schlarnt

When a woman simultaneously queefs, pisses, and defecates all at once

Jerry the other night Sarah schlarnted while we having sex, it was weirdly hot!

Ben you have a serious problem, schlarnting is a terrible medical issue.

by FellowTeens December 1, 2020

Per Schlanka

The act of vigorously paintbrushing someone across the face.

My crazy cousin Billy straight per schlanka the guy behind the bar.

by OG Muppin & MC Muppin February 13, 2022

Schlankenstein

Old book about an ugly creature with a long schlong written by Mary Schlankey when she was 19. Victor Frankenschlank created the creature in his apartment as a student and the creature ganked some lives and schlanked Victor's life up.

Dude1: Hey, man, did you finish that schlank of a book, Schlankenstein for English class yet?
Dude2: Yea man the ending was pretty schlanken, man!!!

by Ashely Bellocq March 6, 2007